Humour Resources :)

Some "REAL RESUME QUOTES" I found while going through the magazine Human Factor.

"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse" ;)

"I am LOYAL to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail" ;D

Courtesy: Human Factor, October issue.

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